Welcome to your chronological
crash course! All of human
history, in order, in just 24 hours.
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Hour 1 | 3,300,000 - 4,000 BCE
Welcome! In this first episode, we cover the period between the first use of stone tools, about 3.3 million years ago, and the very beginnings of what historians call “civilization,” roughly 6000 years ago. As our starting point for “human history,” we have chosen the first evidence of …
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… stone tools, because it marks a significant turning point between our shared past with the rest of the animal kingdom. (Worth mentioning, the idea that humans are the only animal that use tools is controversial!) These tools, used by our early ancestors, indicate the beginning of the Paleolithic Era, also known as the “Stone” Age.
Our ancestors spread across Africa, continuing to evolve into other Hominin subspecies. About a million years into the Paleolithic, the globe was plunged into an ice age. (We were amazed to learn that the average global temperature during the ice age was only 11° F or 6° C colder than the average global temperature in the 20th century!).
Until about 1.6 million years ago, well into the ice age, all human subspecies lived in Africa. Then Homo Erectus traveled up through the Levant and spread across Eurasia. Anthropologists refer to this event as Out Of Africa One.
As human groups continued to evolve across Afro-Eurasia, some learned to control fire. Like all truly ancient history, there are many contrasting theories about when this happened. Most scientists put it at 400,000 years ago, but others think it was much earlier.
Across Afro-Eurasia, hominin groups continued to evolve, including Denisovans, Neanderthals, and many, manyothers. Anthropologist, Tom Higham, describes the world Homo Sapiens were born into as a “Middle Earth,” populated by many types of humans, including the group affectionately named hobbits. Many early discoveries previously attributed to Homo Sapiens, like art, jewelry, flutes, and stalagmite circles, are now hypothesized to be made by other early human groups.
Between 23,000 and 13,000 years ago, humans crossed from Northeast Asia into the Americas. There are many theories about when and how this happened, but by 13,000 years ago, a surprisingly cohesive architectural package had spread across most of North America. This is called the Clovis Culture.
Somewhere between 30,000 and 15,000 years ago, the last of our cousin subspecies died out, and we were left alone on Earth.
Around 12,000 years ago, the ice age ended. Many people began to cultivate foods. The shift to agriculture for many early humans was a long, gradual process. “Hunter/gathers” had long practiced landscape manipulation to encourage the growth of the plants and animals they favored. Many of the first early humans to cultivate plants were semi-nomadic. They migrated regularly and grew crops seasonally. Many would plant crops, leave for long periods, and return to reap the harvest.
There are many examples of people working together on large projects without the trappings of city specialization and government. While Stonehenge is famous, there are many… other… stone… circles… across the world. The relationship between the origins of structural inequality and the invention of agriculture is debated. Many historians, such as Jared Diamond, view agriculture as a terrible mistake. Others, such as David Graeber and David Wengrow, argue the evidence does not suggest a relationship between agriculture and inequality.
Over time, many people began to live in permanent settlements. Villages, then clusters of villages, appeared on every continent. Some of these like Catalhoyuk lasted for more than a thousand years.
Stone tools were replaced by coppertools. Arsenic, and eventually, tin was mixed into the copper to make bronze. This time is the famous Bronze Age. This is the official beginning of what almost everyone means when they talk about “history.” The Bronze Age is the time period when humankind began to write literature, build pyramids and temples, send large armies into war, enslave their fellow humans, and permanently alter the ecosystems of the lands they occupied.
Several of these massive early civilizations formed independently around the same time. We will look at each of them individually next episode.
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Hour 2 | 4,000 - 1800 BCE
“These things never happened, but always are.” Sallust, Roman philosopher, 4th century CE.
This second episode begins in this new “Bronze Age.” However the use of bronze was not the only seismic shift in human history occurring at this time, massive civilizations were coalescing and beginning to …
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… write, recording their own history, as well as literature, songs, laws and tax codes. Wide spread slavery and warfare emerge, defining life for many people in these cities. This episode will cover what history classes refer to as the “Five Cradles of Civilization.” Although we will dismantle each word in this phrase, we will borrow its framework to talk about the early civilizations in Mesopotamia, Peru, India, Egypt, and China.
The first “cradle” we look at in this episode is Mesopotamia or the land “between the rivers.”
Sumerian is a “language isolate.”
Enheduanna - history’s first named author.
Read her most famous work The Exaltation of Inana.
Cool article from the New Yorker about the debate over Enheduanna. Is she a real person?
Sargon the Great, one of history’s first rulers of an empire. He has a birth story very similar to the Biblical Moses
The Epic of Gilgamesh is the oldest epic poem. Read a summary here.
Behistun Inscription - serves as a Rosetta Stone for Cuneiform.
Cuneiform recipes, literature, proverbs, hymns and even board games.
Sexagesimal system, or a base 60 number system - where we get our modern 60 minute hours, sixty second minutes, and 360 degree circle.
King Hammurabi’s law code.
We then move to the Norte Chico or Caral Civilization
Caral - Supe most studied city.
Ruth Shady - Peruvian archeologist - largely responsible for our emerging knowledge of this ancient society.
Large public works including pyramids and sunken round plazas.
These plazas were possibly used for the ceremonial game played throughout this part of the world in later societies.
We have discovered mummies in Caral.
We have found art, figurines, and instruments as well the earliest known version of a Quipu.
We then travel back to the fertile crescent and look at Egypt
The Nile River is the life blood of Egypt - flooding and creating fertile, life giving “Black Land” in contrast with the dead “Red Land.”
The Nile has several places where the narrow shallow waters make it impassable in a boat. These are know as Cataracts.
King Menes/Narmer “united” the two kingdoms, and began wearing the double crown.
Despite Hollywood’s insistence, the pyramids were not built by slaves.
How were the pyramids built? - coolest part of this is leveling the base using water. “The base of Khufu's pyramid is level to 2 centimeters”!
The discovery of the Rosetta Stone allowed modern scholars to translate ancient hieroglyphs.
We then travel to the Indus Valley or Harappan Civilization
Plumbing in the Indus.
City of Harappa gave the whole civilization its name.
Harappan jewelry, figurines of animals, and pottery.
Seals with animals, commonly unicorns, were used as signatures.
People are trying to translate the writing system but we don’t have a Rosetta Stone.
The Indus Valley is know for its remarkable city planning.
No one really knows what happened to the Indus. Climate change is a common theory.
Our last cradle is in northern China along the Yellow River
Huangdi or Huang-ti, also known as the Yellow Emperor is credited with creating “Chinese culture.”
Among other things Huangdi is credited with the invention of Silk.
His burial site is still a popular tourist attraction.
The volume of silt in the Yellow River gives it a yellow-brown color.
Because of its tendancy to flood catastrophically, the yellow river is also known as China’s Sorrow.
Yu the Great or Yu the Engineer created systems to control the floods in the Huang He Valley.
Credited as the first leader of the Xia_Dynasty.
Probably mythological - but retroactively credited as beginning the cycle of dynastic China.
The concept of the Mandate of Heaven was invented later, but reflected back on the Xia.
The world in 1700 BCE was a tapestry of diverse cultures. Many people were living in small … READ MORE
Hour 3 | 1700 - 1200 BCE
Ellie takes us back to the corner of Afro-Eur-Asia to witness the dramatic close of the bronze age, the rise of a new … READ MORE
Hour 4 | 1200 - 800 BCE
We follow the expansion of the Bantu people throughout central and southern Africa … READ MORE
Hour 5 | 800 - 575 BCE
Three massive philosophical and spiritual shifts take place in these years, Confucius in China, Buddha in … READ MORE
Hour 6 | 575 - 480 BCE
Season 2
will be released in 2025
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